4 posts tagged “humor”
I've always liked writing New Yorker-esque comic one liners, but can't draw cartoons for the life of me. Stripgenerator means I don't have to. My first attempt (context from a
previous entry).
Another. This one's pretentious while making fun of pretension. I don't like it that much.
It's an entrepreneurship seminar course. One credit, no homework or tests, just come once a week and hear some guy talk for an hour. Below speaking is Josh Linkner, CEO of ePrize (the guy on the screen is one of his investors).
I have been taking careful notes in this sinecure of a class. Why? In the course evaluation I will judge, lecture by lecture, the catering provided at the end of each talk.
The roasted asparagus spears had a tangy marinade, and who doesn't love fresh mozzarella in pesto? There were other good things, like some kind of alfredo lasagna and it appeared quiche, but I wasn't too hungry.
INTO THE HANDS OF THE MASSES. We peons now use the iPhones and Segways of royalty, the aristocracy has fallen. If anyone it's the rich who don't use technology well; even Steve Ballmer is said to manage his schedule in a massive Excel spreadsheet (instead of any of a number personal organizer applications). Then there are those stories of CEOs hiring private tech tutors because golf scores don't translate well to fluency in Outlook.
Is that the most pretentious slogan ever or what? And it's wrong.
(From a "business and technology" conference flyer at my school.)
Is that the most pretentious slogan ever or what? And it's wrong.
(From a "business and technology" conference flyer at my school.)
